Apparently when he woke up I was tripping my face off. Everytime the cat meowed I would meow back. This went on for several hours.
I'm starving. my midnight snack, aka a teaspoon of cum, isn't holding me over
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
waking up outside has become so normal, the paper boy knows to set the paper next to me
The really sad thing is that I actually practiced crawling in my room yesterday in preparation for today
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
I hugged the bouncer as we left.
My sobriety has gotten out of control. I think I need an intervention.
I'm shaving my vagina to the lion king soundtrack. How's your 9am?
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
he's been dating her for 18 months and cheating on her with me for 16. if that's not commitment, i don't know what is.
So I've already made 5 bad decisions today, wyd?
Randomize
