I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
just saw way to many penises for it being 5 o'clock on a thursday
I gave him head while he watched NASCAR. My future flashed before my eyes.
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
Dude. All those hangovers I never had came back with a vengeance. I just opened the door of this car to barf. The car was not motionless. We are on the autobahn.
I was giving a campus tour, when a drunk senior came up behind me and shouted at the group, "If Jesus ain't your homeboy - get the fuck off this campus!" Looks like his religion course is paying off...
You could woo kevin with a boquet of breakfast burritos. He loves those burritos. You could use the hot sauce packets like babies breathe
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
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