There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
I am midnight drunk by noon
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
Their wedding is on my 21st birthday. I fail to see a way that this could end poorly.
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
I don't think I own any pants that haven't seen his bedroom floor anymore...
I'M SO LONELY THAT I TEXTED THE FRESHMAN
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
If you come home to me in lingerie and you start vacuuming...I need to reevaluate my priorities
what could you have possibly accomplished by watching 6 hours of a mythbusters marathon
well, i added sex in a wind tunnel to my bucket list
Drunk me bought a cell phone last week and began texting sober me. The conversation between the two is still on going.
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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