He came in the heat vent in my car. Don't ask how it happened.
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
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Her eyebrows were plucked so thin that she had to have gonorrhea. Clean girls just don't pluck that way
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
Your brother slept on my deck. There was a key under the mat. Relapse party success.
A dude I dated in high school just put a status about National Coming Out day. I checked his relationship status. He is dating a dude. Hello, Friday.
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idk wtf was in that bud but I was talking to my dead dog last night bro holy shit
I feel like asking for a towel for after I puke before I puke to be more respectful than jus going outside to puke and coming back inside covered in sweat and tears.
I will take a ruler to your dick so help me god
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
I woke up next to a Big Mac box.. And had no sheets or clothes on. The night was a success I think.
Maverick's sitting in jail wearing a turkey costume and I am soooo jealous.
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