They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
Like. There is beer on the other side of that door and 6 yards in. If he's not back in 20 minutes to let me in, I am using this tree as a battering ram.
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
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Best part? I know that the likelyhood of this turning into an intimate relationship is like 4.25%
I just threw up over a bridge. I didn't even know there was a bridge in this town. Vodka is like a transportation device.
We dropped so many bottles they would only give us plastic cups. We actually drank ourselves back to preschool.
How was it playing wingman?
I feel like I was rockys coach watching him get the shit beaten out of him by Apollo creed
I fell asleep while studying last night and woke up smelling like whiskey and sex... words can not describe how confused I am
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can I cover your dick in cookie butter?
She shows up drunk at 3am for sex and then punches me straight in the eye in the middle of it because "you're too nice."
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
i just called dibs on the taxi driver at the bar that isnt drinking. im a grown up
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