we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
Don't ask how, but I'm pretty sure my name is now on a lease to a taco bell franchise in maryland...
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
I know what you meant. If you want babies in time for your birthday, we gonna need either a time machine or a ski mask.
Wait.....I ate a raw potato lastnight.
But that's fine. Because I am an independent woman who is going to pull some jane Goodall shit and save the world one day......or be a porn star......either way they are going to wish they had fucked me.
Omg. We have to workout today. I just looked at myself in the mirror and thanked a god I don't believe in for drunken boys and dark rooms.
Wait, cocaine is okay but tanning isn't?
You handed me your heels and said, "barefoot running is all the rage." Then you proceeded to run home.
I feel like a dancer trapped in the body of a math instructor. Love, Mom
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