am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
there was a kid getting taken out of the waterpark handcuffed to a wheelchair singing "tryna catch me ridin dirty"
This just spotted: a bagpiping Elmo on the street.
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
How does a law student 15 days away from graduation prepare for a pass fail final? Drinking beer, eating thick cut bacon, and watching game of thrones, that's how
Fuck off I wasn't that drunk. I was still able to toss froot loops in the air and catch them in my mouth.
And in your bra. It was quite entertaining.
Know what I do when I'm in that mood? Whenever anyone talks to me I just hiss like a cat. They go away.
well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
Is it against health code to come into work half drunk and commando?
Also, McDonald's breakfast is now 24/7. This is it. This is how I die. Face first in a pile of hashbrowns.
not only was there glitter in the toilet after i peed, but there was some on the toilet paper after i wiped. this cant be healthy.
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
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