the drag queen on stage looks like shes wearing the EXACT same dress i wore 2 senior prom.
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
She gave me a rubber ducky to make me feel better while I was throwing up.
I'm sorry I dragged a dildo (on a leash) into your room last night.
Just fell asleep during a bikini wax. Thank god for day drinking.
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
Im drunk with people I love less than you. fix it.
I am convinced that after two dates and a few adult sleepovers that he still doesn't know my name.
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
Having to crawl on my hands and knees because I woke up with a mysterious broken foot this morning...
It involves me, my best friend, and a stripper and her mother.
Holy shit dude........stairs
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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