I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
I guess calling a coworker a lesbian sea cow is some kind of violation.
I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
That taco smell coming from your belly button was a huge turnoff
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
do i respond to the booty call for the guy with the bigger dick or the one who has the gourmet coffee i like so much? at this point i'm leading toward the coffee
Didn't you used to babysit him?
18 years ago I helped him into his clothes. Today he helped me out of mine.
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
I haven't showered. And am sitting in the office smelling like a beer can someone's been using as an ash tray.
Socially acceptable to sleep in a booth in the library? Its not finals but I dunno if I can make it back to south. Too drunk.
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
i asked your drunk ass where the fuck you were going and you screamed “WENDY’S BITCH”.
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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