doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
dude you made out with his girlfriend and stole his credit card to buy more drinks
well when you put it that way, I sound like a terrible person
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
What an age we live in that I can try to pick up a guy by using my phone while I'm taking a shit at work.
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
I saved him in my phone as "Well-Hung Burrito Savior." I love Taco Tuesday.
Can't believe we're making vacation plans with the guy we had a threesome with
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
dude i haven't had a solid dump since sunday and i still cant hear out of my right ear
So i woke up on a park bench... Using my shoe as a pillow, cuddling a empty handle of vodka... Yet I'm still in my living room. Someone please tell me why all my vodkas gone? I'll deal with the park bench situation at a later time.
They say you need two forms of ID, but in reality 1 nice set of tits works every time
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