I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
Where are you? I just made a vodka + cranberry & I’m going to drive there & throw it in your face
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
Guess which guy you've blown just made me sandwich at subway?
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
My dad just decided to play wingman for me... I dont want to let the family down... but both these girls are hideous
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
I think I ruined his life by managing to get his initiation nickname for his frat to be "Whiskey Dick" but I still wish herpes on him and his fugly new girlfriend.
I feel like we should build an island for girls that have committed atrocious numbers of unforgivable sins. We'll call it 'whore island' after the anchorman fashion.
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
Do you think next time you could control the yawn? Kind of a buzzkill to be mid-orgasm and see you yawning over there.
Totally shot down my boss for sex today. Approaching this weekend with a clear conscience and an untouched vagina.
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
The best thing about this time of year is that all I have to do is add a random mardi gras decoration to my cart full of alcohol and boom, no more judging
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