ya dads aren't the best wingmen
Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
so i'm sitting in his room drinking tequila from the bottle and watching harry potter. he's jacking off to some porn a couple feet away from me. at one point i look over and see that he's watching me instead of the porn. please help me figure out how warped it is that i found that romantic
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just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
I took my shirt off and stood in the kitchen for an hour and a half talking to his parents about my tattoos
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
Some guy offered you 100 bucks last night to suck your toes. I had to drag you away while you were yelling at me, "Stop money cock blocking me!"
That's just where I'm at in my life.
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I know he'd never cheat on me. It'd be like choosing Mexican tap water over Patron.
Wow, I just woke up in this conference with the woman beside me staring at me. This is what happens when hungover people sit in warm rooms...
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
1) break up with him. 2) feel bad. 3) fuck some other guy. 4) feel better. Boom! Life plan. You're welcome.
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