Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
oh btw spread eagle is not an appropriate phrase to use in a scientific presentation. learned that the hard way
I feel like she's the kind of girl who always ends up with guys who have oddly shaped dicks..
I wasn't sure how he was going to followup "so,i shot myself.." i guess "w a nail gun" is the best choice out of what I expected
Dude, you chugged an entire bottle of tomato sauce and got us free drinks for the night. No way was I gonna stop you.
You were running around waving the flier in everyone's face and thats how we ended up in a church eating free breakfast tacos at 3 am
Hey remember that time you called a woman a "man in a dress" and then threw up in a drinking fountain?
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
I sang "A Whole New World" while I took his virginity
That is awesome that you did that.
We were coming but I found wine on my way out the door.
DUDE I FINGERED JOE'S MOM, PLS DONT TELL HIM, MORE LATER
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
Would you by any chance know if there is a proper protocol for traveling with one's vibrator? I wouldn't want the TSA to rip open my suitcase in front of my boss.
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