The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
I want to leave work and go home and eat Five Guys and masturbate
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
I was dancing barefoot on glass at one point. That really sobered me up.
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
and you wish you could be eating a cookie right now. but all you get to eat is a penis
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
Kayla got stiches in her face. Rode in an ambulance shotgun. Tried to steal a baby, thought it was mine
he was holding his dick in one hand and my boob in the other and i looked down and thought, this is my life
When you get here, kick me in the balls. It's really important. - I'll explain later.
She's like a connoisseur of porn. Her collection has things in it I never even knew existed. She even has an Italian batman porno. Where has she been all my life?
On a side note the mornings you do so much Xanax that you wake up totally at one with the universe and feel invincible are great
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
He nicknamed his dick "the fountain of youth" I think it's time to move on...
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