Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
I know I'm all grown up when I don't have to take my pregnancy test in the store bathroom anymore.
She said my main job as maid of honor is to ensure the groom doesn't find out that each of his seven groomsmen has had his penis inside her.
I would like to apologize for asking to take advantage of you, wishing you a horny Hanukkah and whatever "abd ethw prnym to mzbe yur penis cna be friends" means.
In other more interesting news I'm going to arrange a surprise orgy. You in?
Nothing like having your house arrest ankle bracelet vibrate and take a moisture sample at the exact moment you're about to blow it in some chick...buzzkill
I just had to remind myself that I'm visible in real life. Sitting in the car in a parking lot, and almost took my shirt off because the tag is itchy and I wanted it off... and you know I don't wear bras...
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
Wait are we really having an orgy on Tuesday?
Word to the wise, never look up your hot young doctors on Facebook before you're discharged. You will find things and no longer be able to take them seriously.
True college students do jello shots in the library
I often wonder if we’re introverted extroverts, but I don’t think so. I think we’re just easily tired scumbags
Remember the Giant sandworm from the movie Dune? Well that's about how big his dick is. No bulshit.
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