she was mega hot - except for the poop under her fingernails
dibs on John Mayer's hood pass
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
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I can't even use my hands i'm so hungover
I really wish I had added "blowjob on a slide at a playground" to my bucket list before last night.
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
im at work. we just had a random 14-year-old amish girl come in and gift us with cinnamon rolls as thanks for letting her use the bathroom. i dont even know.
There are so many things that would come back to haunt me if I ran for President someday.
like that video of you mad stoned vomiting in the bdubs parking lot after going to a pizza buffet screaming how you needed to make room for froyo
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It wouldn't be New Years Eve if we knew where we would be at midnight
IM ON THE WEIRD DRUGS AND I JUST SAW THAT TOM HARDY THING NOW I WANT TO HUMP
I'm sittin in my Hawaiian shorts watching the office eating cold asparagus. wow do I suck when you're not here.
Fuck him. He can bang that skeezer all he wants. Fuck her lawyerness I’m a YouTube star
He jerked off some dude with a slice of Wonder Bread.
The sports guy?
Yeah. They claimed the bread made it hetero
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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