If the Four Horseman of the Apocalypse gang banged each other and had a kid, it would look like the creature I woke up next to this morning.
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
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My mom just came into the kitchen and watched me take a double shot of whiskey and chase it with a beer and said "you are my son." Proudest family moment ever
Please come back. She just stuck her bloody band-aid to Zach's face, has a fire extinguisher, and is talking about tornados hiding.
Just so you know, a 6'7" tall gay man, with a martini in one hand and a fairy wand in the other, is not a force to be reckoned with...don't ask.
He is stood at the top of the stairs nursing the stolen cat
Please collect your boy friend. He semi-passed out on the couch and trying to grab bums as people walk by. Anyone's bum, he's not choosy.
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I consider myself to be an upstream bisexual
You're the salmon of the gays...
If I shaved my pubic hair into a heart for valentine's day how much would you judge me?
Sex with you deserves a trophy and a day of remembrance in honor of it.
Hi, I put a dog in your house, I hope it's yours.
There better be alcohol at this child's birthday party. Seriously not trying to be entertained by a clown while I'm still sober.
I think she lost me at about the point where the words “Ice Cream Enema” were spoken.
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