If I was Danny Tanner and my wife died and left me with three kids I would hire a nanny rather than bringing in the sexually promiscuos uncle with a fetish for leather and rebellion and my obviously mentally ill (possibly gay) best friend Joey, who has never had a girlfriend and consistently talks in cartoon voices... a nanny is just a better choice
Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
And "sexual slave/chef" was as it turns out not a real career choice...
He said in a slur "I go so hard, even when I..." and cut himself off by projectile vomiting all over the ice luge.
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
She took one look at my hardon and said, "You have a dick built for anal."
That wasn't a compliment.
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
My roommates said duck dynasty was stupid ... toto i don't believe we're in kansas anymore.
I just got a lap dance from a kid in the coconut bra... So not drunk enough for this.
Also, your girlfriend apologized to me about yesterday. That was nice of the cunt.
I wish I could accurately explain the embarrassment of standing in your bathroom with women's nair on your ass waiting to get in the shower.
And how about the fact that the first time i really truly looked at a guy's dick was in my car. MY CAR. GODDAMNIT!!!
He showed up at my house drunk with a pizza and said he wanted to lazily finger me while I watched supernatural. Who was I to say no?
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