It's like my work doesn't even care about margarita mondays.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
We are stranded. Come find us. Bring an egg
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
I'm playing a lilo and stitch drinking game
Aloha alcoholism.
Company sent me first class out of state, got so drunk on the plane I started handing out pillows and blankets to the people in coach
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
Don't tell him that you hope he dies in a boring missionary position with his wife. That doesn't go over well.
Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
And then before we had sex he was quoting space jam to me
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
Randomize
