bobby jindal makes me wanna cover my ears. you make me wanna smile.
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
He broke up with me by playing Lynyrd Skynyrd "Free Bird".
I was just texting to see if your vagina was working yet.
Vegas is awesome. Its like you have a kentucky accent girls automatically assume you don't have herpes.
i woke up to the sound of my dad getting blown. this is my life
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
I can hear her moaning. I'm on some random guy's counter. He wanted me to cuddle but I said I didn't know how.
Alas, very true. I'll sell some of my eggs and give you like 10%
And with my 90% I'll get a scooter with a sidecar. And a pony. Also with sidecar.
he fucked me to the beat of the construction going on outside my house. i will never look at jackhammers the same ever again.
You asked me if you could throw up in my shoe.
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
Damn, I just did coke with a dude in a bathroom and after he took his dick out right in front of me and took a piss. What a power move.
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