her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
I mean he's a cool ass guy, but he's genuinely in love with a fat chick. I just can't take him seriously as a person.
I woke up and someone had put toast at my feet. I was SO. HAPPY.
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i'm surprised you didn't wake up. like i literally came when he was fingering me as i was spooning with you and all you did was mumble "that's a good idea, mom" and pull the sheets away from me.
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
Tried to dry my shoes in the oven last night.
he paid for dinner at the eiffel tower. drinks at a bar on the champs elysees. gave me a motorcycle ride back to his house, got us heineken and then took me to park overlooking paris. where he ate me out on a park bench. still have doubts about the french?
I'm sure me singing - rather loudly - "fuck me in the back seat" last night didn't help either.
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Some people are good at football, some people are good at painting, and he's good at being a fuckboy. Everyone has their talents.
There's a rash on my genitals that would like a word with you.
You don't know the capacity of my vagina
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
He eats ass but won’t hold open doors. My kinda guy.
Chivalry really is dead.
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