i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
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alcohol + bed + penis = sex
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
He ripped off his shirt and tried to give me CPR. That damn bong.
Received a verbal warning at work for "riding in a trash receptacle, violating professionalism & infection control."
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I woke up with a bloody knee, 6 burn marks on my thigh and glitter nails If anyone asks I'm going to say You came into town
I fell into his fridge. I want to leave.
He let me finish eating my sandwich while I sat his face. I think I'm in love with this little eager beaver.
When that wave blew your top off I heard someone yell "SPANK BANK"
As a former fat girl, that's probably the best compliment I've ever received ever!
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
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We smoked a blunt in a stall where a drag queen was fucking a bartender in the ass. So theres gonna be a second date :)
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
He called his dick the "gentle giant"
At the ER. John needs stiches. Fuck pub trivia nights.
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
You ate ashes out of my bong
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