Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
just explained the breakup in detail to my big toes. that consolation brownie was Amazing.
I gave myself a pep talk in the library bathroom mirror. and then threw up in the sink.
Guess who won bingo at the senior center and is going to jail all in the same night?
I asked if he wanted to come over and he said he was busy. Then I sent him a pic of me in the bath with the bottle of wine I already finished and all of a sudden he was free. Booty calls are too easy.
Just successfully went through airport security with shrooms. It's gonna be a fucking awesome new years
There's 50 people in our house, none of them are wearing shirts. The keg has been relocated twice and our bathroom door is missing again...when will we ever learn?
I don't think people appreciate how hard it is to fuck in a portapotty. Sarah and I had train for that shit.
idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
Tight. Want to get up, make coffee, sit on separate couches and silently read our mobile devices together?
He just jumped up off the couch, screamed "ITS OVER NINE THOUSAND!" And then attempted to fly out the window like a bird. I don't know nor do I care to know what just happened
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
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