Jason just peed on the potty all by himself!!
"omg awesome!, you do realize we aren't together anymore"
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
and by charming I mean he has a horse cock.
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
the recent google searches were "were can i buy a porn horse, why does my heart hurt after drinking, and orlando's teen night..." your thought process perplexes me
I'm the only kid serving jury duty. And I'm the only one who may walk out of here in handcuffs for a warrant. I'm enabling these people to doubt America's youth once again.
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
tonight were gonna drink champagne and watch girls put themselves in awkward position
I knew it was going to be a good night when my mom said "Have fun, be safe...wait, do you need any weed for tonight?"
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
Tight. Want to get up, make coffee, sit on separate couches and silently read our mobile devices together?
I'm not gonna swipe right, he has better hair than me. Just no.
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
Woke up. Found about 20 condoms upstairs. A hole in the couch. Bread on the floor. Going back to sleep.
Randomize
