it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
You love me.
That's because, tragically, I adore whores.
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A true measure of a good friend is how long she responds to her friends drunken illogical texts. Youre a champ.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
I dont know, but the way you were flopping around and gurgling made me scared that you were actually drowning in the carpet.
Also, putting laundry hampers on my head and pretending I'm an astronaut is a good way to get caught in every door frame in the house.
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For future reference "I'm too drunk to come today" is an acceptable line to get out of work. I love my job
We are sitting here staring into each others eyes, mutually rubbing forks up and down our respective noses. High as balls doesn't even begin to cover it.
I decided staying home, watching porn and masterbating was a much better choice than the gym. And I was right.
U sent me lyrics to wind beneath my wings
My liver misses your liver
Guy from the bar last night left his number on my waterbill on the counter, at the bottom he put don't forget I can hook you up at Little Caesars I work their part time.
You sure know how to pick em.
I’m 37 with a career and a home and yesterday my niece set up Snapchat so I can sext with my 22 year old boyfriend/fuck buddy. Yes. Yes I’d say I need help?
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