I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
i feel like our whole relationship was one big acid trip
I'm hoping to finish this bottle of wine before I pass out, I don't want the remainder spilling on my white down comforter.
No I'm not proud of you for not sleeping with him. He has herpes. You don't get a gold star for behaving how you're expected to. Trust me. I'm a teacher.
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just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
VODKAVODKAVODKAYESSSS
Me. You. Shitty green clothes from Savers that we will dub alligator costumes. Middle of the quad tomorrow at noon. Bring your alligator voice and the pearls before swine comic.
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
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It's not ok to announce to a group of people playing beer pong that a girl put her finger in your butt last night. I now know this
Totally just railed SuperGirl for my birthday. Best Girlfriend EVER!
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
This Asian instant coffee I found in ur kitchen is like crack. Who knew I could feel my heart beating in my asshole after one cup of this happiness.
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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