I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
they bought blue cups instead of red...wtf how am i supposed to pretend im on laguna beach??
I'm sick of being broke. I had vicodin and frosting for lunch.
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
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She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
dude to be honest with you there is a used condom that ive just left on my floor for three days
you have got to get your shit together
I'm covered in mustard and it looks like I nose dived in to barbed wire ??? Was last night that good?
I am 100% planning on being drunk on Wednesday. This is America. Work or no work.
The word cocktail makes me want to rip my liver out and nail it to a cross.
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Guess who just rode home in a cop car?! Your Fav flamingo
Would it be playing god to put spaghetti on my pizza?
Like I want to yell at him for pissing on my floor but there's still a chance its my pee....
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
My last one night stand called me today. Apparently I gave him a yeast infection in his mouth. Not sure how I should feel about this.
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