I just got hit in the face by an old lady love handle.
im so hungover...we just watched The Perfect Storm and i got seasick
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
I'm to the point in my high that every song eventually turns into Lady Gaga
well since you're still married, you will be paying for my abortion right?
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
its friday night, im aone in my apartment and eating 2 year expired canned fruit, naked. i'm not single or anything..
If you're wondering where your left shoe is you lost it in a bet with a homeless guy last night
You are my mentor.
I drank wine out of a protein shake bottle last night. You may want to rethink that statement.
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
FYI my mom is sending thanksgiving "samples" of her fancy pot stash for us this weekend. I bring the BEST family leftovers.
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
ya well i woke up to my roommate spraying me with windex...
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