I think she heard me call her a fat skank. But she was to be fair.
Peanut Butter and turkey sandwich...this may come back to haunt me
He looks like a mix between a retired piano teacher and a cat that just swallowed a sock.
Its about making memories worth repressing
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Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
I'm about to cry with happyness at the beer that will be consumed
I had a pretty decent weekend -- aside from dropping the baby on her head. That.. That I feel bad about.
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
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And there are taco shells on the ceiling fan
I'm so prepared to puke on walk of shame tomorrow that I'm putting a toothbrush and toothpaste in my purse the night before. And to think, my dad thought I wouldn't make it in college.
Just fucked in a kitchen. I never want my penis that close to knives, stoves, or blenders ever again.
Your whole purpose in life is to just float around and satisfy lonely women and also join lesbian couples in threesomes.
Dude. Her vagina is a blender.
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
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