Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
Three questions. How does a tomato drive a car, how does an asparagus play a guitar, and how am I still so high that I chose to watch Veggie Tales?
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
I just had a cup of orange juice and thought it didnt taste right. It didnt have vodka in it.
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just went to the store to buy a mop & tampons. i feel like i just gave in to all those women jokes.
Dude, at this rate we're going to get arrested a second time tonight.
You will never truly trust yourself until you have shaved your armpits, legs, and vagina in the dark.
That's what you get for dating construction workers you meet in tunnels.
Told her my spirit animal was the spread eagle. Now that's my name in her phone.
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I am so horny that I an legitimately concerned for your safety when I see you tonight.
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
I wet willied a stranger last night didn’t I?
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
I wasnt 2 drunk i sobered up around the time we were shooting the fire extinguishers
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