Things overheard in WeHo: "Just drink a corona and eat some ass, you won't be hungry anymore"
I really wish i had a penis so i could dick slap that bitch right now
And we started making out. She asked me to pick a number between 1 and 10. I said 6. She took me to her room. A few minutes later I wasnt a virgin. DUDE I WAS GOING TO SAY 2.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
Please tell me what happened last night... specifically who told me it was a good idea to pee in my shoe.
I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
You know it's a good weekend when you wake up on Sunday questioning your sexuality.
I wish I could be happy with a nice Christian girl, but no, I need a hot mess who starts bar fights
Remember that girl from my stats. class that I ran into at the bar 2 weeks ago? She literally hasn't been to class once since I told her I sit behind her.
I basically have the attention span of a ferret on meth when it comes to men
apparently I got pissed off that no one would let me spray them with a bottle of champagne at midnight of the new year. so I sprayed myself with one shirtless in the near freezing cold outside
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
Just in case you forgot, you puked all over your boss house, pissed on his coffee table, and were then thrown out by his wife
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