dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
Getting stoned and going to costco. If i'm not back by dawn, you know what to do.
who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
I've had more sex in the two weeks since we broke up than I ever had in any two weeks we were together.
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I told the bartender that he could give me back the tip I gave him if he outsmarted me in a battle of wits. He has yet to challenge me.
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
Two words that describe last night: naked and backflips.
YOU NEED TO STOP BLOWING DUDES ON MY COUCH AT MY PARTIES
YOU NEED TO STOP PROVIDING TEQUILA AT YOUR PARTIES
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
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It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
Dude. My tinder just blew up in Seattle. I'm moving here. I don't give a fuck
Well, he asked what my sign was, then proceeded to critique me on my beer pong stance... I really need to raise my standards.
My favorite bra is missing and I smell like beer and bad decisions. This is definitely a sign that hoe mode is activated.
I expected my Sunday morning walk of shame dressed as a sexy Dorothy would get some scorn, but nobody seems to even care
That’s because it’s 2020. The slutty costume walk of shame is a refreshing reminder of a time when wearing masks and catching communicable diseases was a right of passage, not everyday for the foreseeable future.
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