is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
could be more
absolutely not
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
Oh shit. Easter I forgot. Maybe we should leave the illegal stuff for when Jesus is less present.
He called me from prison intake to wish me luck on my job interview. Somehow that's the most romantic thing that's ever happened to me.
I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
My boss just told me not to come back to work if I decide to drink. Challenge accepted.
I heard that clinking noise from behind me and I already knew you were whipping out a Smirnoff in class. Again.
Mom called last night while I was at the bar and asked where I was. I told her I was on the highway to the danger zone while the guys were humming the top gun theme.
Omg. I just remembered my underwear is in my wallet
What happened last night? I'm too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.
First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn't look to be breathing when I left
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