I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
you didnt have any toilet paper so I just took a shower
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
I just wiped my vajayjay with snow. Bad idea.
During sex he wiggled his hips and said "I'm turning the ice cream" Deal breaker?
I made $300 today by selling pizza @ $4 a slice to nerds who refuse to leave the library. God I love finals time
Still burping lighter fluid. Totally awful.
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
He was all like, "I've prayed every single day just for one more night with you."
Omg just give him a quick handy and walk out.
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
I DON'T EVEN KNOW ONE MINUTE IM SITTING HER THE NEXT IM FLYING PASSED THE MOON
PISSING MYSELF IN ZERO GRAVITY
THOSE AIN'T STARS U SEE TONIGHT GURL
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
Sangria Sundays can't keep happening. Even my second grade students know I'm hungover. Benji even gave me his oreos its that bad
Just opened up the freezer to find chocolate penis popsicles. Too hungover for this shit
he just used a semicolon in the middle of a sext
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