lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
I just realized I'm gonna get paid at midnight on New Years Eve. That could be dangerous.
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
Oh my god it's like Minesweeper. I can tell there's sex in three of the four rooms, but which one is the safe one?
I brought up my Bobbly Flay drinking game in the interview. Of course I got the job.
we found you in the closet, clutching coats that werent yours for stability
have the fact that the early bird is danced upon by the prettiest strippers be your motivation
Fuck. I'm going to pass the savings right on to the strippers. It's trickle down economics.
Here's the thing, you got road head in two different cars tonight. You feel lucky yet?
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
About to be a 4Loko vomit fountain in 45 seconds, what color will it be? Animated birds will fly out of me.
We got buck wild in our animal onesies last night. You kept ripping off your tail in angry rages.
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
You told me I got kicked out of the bar for lipping off to the bouncers... what shocked me the most was that I made it to the bar
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