Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
I just figured you know how to drive a boat and I know how to get drunk. What can go wrong
Riding on an electric horse at the grocery store... dunno how that conversation went but I hope you picked up a 12 pack.
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
no one is here. wer drinking in the beer garden in the dark and we stole a bucket of blue paint off the sidewalk. now her legs are blue.
At one point I went looking for you and found you handcuffed to a chair. I'm pretty sure you handcuffed yourself. I don't know how you got there.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
We found him in the backyard throwing shoes onto the roof yelling "WHO BRINGS CROCS TO A HOUSE PARTY?!"
My mom just told me my dad shaves his pubes while drunk and I don't know how to feel anymore.
Tried to shave my legs but the rug burn on my knees from last night got in the way.
I said "one day" and that day is not today
But yeah, I am thinking that "Cake Heresy" will now be a thing
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
I'm too hungover to Google him and try to save face.
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