Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
Banned from zoo.
Again?
This is why I'm not putting my name in lights over your bed.
Actually I think I might be dying right now so if I do you have to drink all my vodka
You're so demanding.
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Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
Last night we got home from the bar and saw a fox outside and we lured it in the house with a piece of cheese. Just wanted to party with some potentially dangerous wildlife I guess.
I probably should have waited until after the game to pity fuck him. You know, seeing as we lost.
I can hear my family downstairs singing Christmas carols as I masturbate
yeah she's crazy. she fought a possum in my alley because it was "being a cagey little cunt"
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Glad I can drunkenly remember to not get tomatoes on my Mexican pizza but can't tell a guy to keep his hands off my ass
I just opened a pickle jar stoned as fuck. I clapped for myself. I feel like wonder woman.
Yes, you can go into Petsmart drunk but the cats awaiting adoption don't appreciate the soft pretzels squeezed through their cages.
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
Bro, that'd be the third dick I've taken down in the office.
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