Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
i'm just going to get a pitcher of margarita. sober up by 10. and then do my accounting project
Just think, if your stepsister would've gotten knocked up 2 years earlier, she could've had a TV show. What a bitch.
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
Take in how we used all the shot glasses in the bar in less than an hour
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital
I just flicked a lizard out of the window with a bud light in one hand and spatula inthe other...dont tell me you dont miss the south
if i had known the extra weight would have gone to my tits, i would have started drinking years ago
Not even official and he's cleaned my puke twice. His hotdog skills are an added bonus. I've got a keeper
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
he just asked me that if he was a penguin and I was a penguin if I would fuck him
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
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