Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
If I don't wake up snuggled up to 14 ice cream sandwiches, my life is incomplete.
so my car got towed last night. I didnt know it cost 118 dollars to have a college experience
we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
These 23 People Had Sex With Someone From Completely Different Cultures
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
I mean how do you tell a nurse in the ER that you dislocated your knee giving a blowjob to your boyfriend.
he's paying for my abortion by participating in an alcohol study. dont try to tell me we wouldn't be classy parents
True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
25 Medical Facts That Need To Be Common Knowledge
That's the best thing about having gay dads, you don't gotta do shit on mothers da and everybody is down wit getting wasted on mimosas at brunch
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
I plan on drinking enough to kill at least 2 frat boys and make an aa meeting weep for joy
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
Yeah. I couldn't figure out why my toes hurt. Apparently, the guy I was dancing with, kept running them over with his wheelchair.
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.