I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
I gave you head at the stadium on a Thursday night ESPN game. That damn well better be worth points on the score board!!!
What's grosser: using a dirty sex towel as an oven mitt? or using the oven to reheat superbowl bean dip for dinner?
Dude that soap I drank last night is fucking killing me.
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
You screamed at oncoming traffic , "five dollars to punch this guy in taint!".
The annual Father's Day Wake and Bake has been canceled due to lack of hustle.
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
STOP HOOKING UP WITH SOCCER MOMS! YOU ARE RUINING MY REPUTATION!
If all that ever happens between us is orgasms and dank memes, I think I'd be okay with that.
so at target i bought condoms, on sale undies, pasta roni, and martini mix. the old lady who rang me up asked "honey are you a freshman?" yea lady i am, thanks.
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
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