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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
So...it's hour 4 of day 5 of week 7 of my internship, and so far all ive done is shred paper. all. day. long. it's like working for Enron.
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
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We ate a mysterious delivered pizza which no one ordered and then the wii wouldn't work so 20 of us watched porn on two laptops. Drunk took the awkward away.
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
High as shit. I just described caramel syrup on crackers to my mom for 15 minutes...
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
And by pregame I mean drink heavily and watch Russian dash cam car crash vids
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I feel like a pet sloth would complement my lifestyle.
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
do you think there's enough of the fabric you gave me to make a crop top for a cat?
Sexting gets boring after a while. I'm eating a sandwich right now and googling 'sexting ideas' and just copy/pasting lines.
It's a good sandwich though.
Trust me, I’ve got a sixth sense about dicks that tells me if a guy knows how to fuck and it’s tingling. You need to prove me right!
I’m not going to bang him just to confirm your Dickth Sense
The Dickth Sense!!! I love it! It’ll be our first porno!
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