i would rim the shit out of meg ryan
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
Some guy on the train just glared at me. So I'm drinking tequilla out of a dixie cup. Go fuck yourself.
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I woke up this morning naked, with a to-go box from Qdoba, an entire meal completely untouched. I have been piecing together my night to find some answers. I feel like Nancy Drew.
for a minute I thought I needed to put on pants to go get a burrito, but then I remembered I'm in college
It's gotten to the point where NOT peeing in the sink feels strange and uncomfortable.
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
We had literally Just finished having sex when he handed me a plan B and said he lied about wearing a condom.
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How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
Just spent the last of my lifesavings on (what i hope is enough of) alcohol. Hello summer.
Chick stood right next to me in the elevator. Like she had the whole elevator and she stood right next to me. So I farted.
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
I'm pretty sure my lung is caught on my rib. And I can't feel the left side of my face. Best. Sex. Ever.
Just sucked a bong hit straight from my girlfriends mouth & pretended I was a Dementor. Life just 87% more like HP.
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