at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
all we need is a shotglass and a helicopter.
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
Fact: my bamboo plant has grown 2 & 1/2 inches since I started watering it with bong water
all nice guys are gay and all hot ones are assholes
You're fat. Stop making excuses
Turns out shot glasses hold the perfect serving of sour patch kids....I still fail to see how not having any real glasses is an issue
Mike is so stoned. I just heard him quietly mutter to himself "rock a piss" as he walked down the hall to the bathroom
Dude, the coffee is horrible this morning, Cass changed something about it
We ran out of Bailey's Irish cream...
This is what regular coffee tastes like?!?! Fuck the adult life.
I have woke up on a strange couch, in a strange house, on another campus. Can you Friend-Find me and pick me up?
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
The irony of the fact that I'm going to be starting my period on Thanksgiving. Something to truly be thankful for.
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
i should probably stop doing things just because i think they’re funny. i’m not going to.
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