Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
i'm in hospital, i have an exam in 3 hours and the man in the cubicle next to me is doing a noisy poo. this has to get better.
I had a dream last night that I had sex with Abe Lincoln. I must stop watching the History Channel before I go to bed.
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
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Sometimes I wonder why.. Then I realize I can't fool myself with that question bc we all know it's bc of his enormous dick
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
Whenever you feel bad about your life, just remember the time I tried to swim while high and thought for a minute I was genuinely drowning
The guy you fucked with the lazy eye is here, im avoiding contact by texting you. But i just looked up and he recognizes me, theres no way he doesnt. I'd remember the girl who called me quasimodo all night too. Sober me feels so bad.
I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it!
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But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
What the fuck were you guys talking about?
Lube wrestling.
Oh, makes sense.
You know, you could always move. Lol somewhere without gators, water moccasins, and Marco Rubio.
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