Needless to say when I told my parents they loved me less
it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
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her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
You should get with him and swear you have to use lambskin condoms. That'll test his veganism.
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
What an age we live in that I can try to pick up a guy by using my phone while I'm taking a shit at work.
U know when u get really drunk and u don't think anyone can see what your doing? If I'm that drunk the possibilities are endless
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I JUST WATCHED PAULA DEEN PUT BUTTER IN HER BLOODY MARY. This is not a drill. Real life.
I don't need a lecture. I'm 41. I know I'm an idiot.
I'm wine drunk & this is not good news for anybody
No alcohol sales on Election Day. WTF? Today, of all days, I need to be splurged to to vote for any of these morons running for president.
Just in case you forgot, you puked all over your boss house, pissed on his coffee table, and were then thrown out by his wife
I’m 37 with a career and a home and yesterday my niece set up Snapchat so I can sext with my 22 year old boyfriend/fuck buddy. Yes. Yes I’d say I need help?
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