Why are handjobs necessary in class?
She didn't know my name but she knew I was Canadian so she just called me Canada. It sounded like the national anthem when we were fucking.
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
I never thought the first time a taser would be used on me would be at an applebees
Holy walk of shame. Fuck someone's house. I walked past a family eating their free continental breakfast wearing yesterday's makeup
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
I'm on the toilet with no toilet paper. When are you coming over? I'm contemplating on just staying here until you arrive.
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
You know you're doing well in life when weed is considered to improve your job performance
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
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