Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
you ran into the room and announced "I JUST FUCKED HER IN THE ASS". apparently you forgot she left the bedroom 5 minutes before you and was standing with us all.
I just woke up in a puddle of boob sweat. Definitely time to consider a reduction.
I didn't wanna be that girl that took a shit in the ocean..
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
He said I kept trying to give him directions back to my house in Rhode Island, and that I started crying when he told me I live in Phoenix.
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
Came home from this girls horse at 6am to find a guy lighting off roman candles in front of my door. Best walk of fame I've ever had.
I'm terrified that I'm going to have a baby with a guy who posts snapchat stories while ignoring my texts
Party bus got out of hand. Some guy pissed himself. Later, he couldn't find his house keys, so he kicked the back door in.
I don't think we should let her have pot anymore. She ate an entire package of bacon half-cooked and screamed that it was al-dente.
Trust me, I’ve got a sixth sense about dicks that tells me if a guy knows how to fuck and it’s tingling. You need to prove me right!
I’m not going to bang him just to confirm your Dickth Sense
The Dickth Sense!!! I love it! It’ll be our first porno!
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