Lets drop out of school and be professionally skinny and drunk
69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
Think I just saw your homeless guy on High Street. Did you give him back his crutch?
Dude, it's the frankincense and myrrh soap. Smelling like baby Jesus will get you laid.
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Just smoked pot with a guy who has apparently been living in the woods for over a month. He just walked out of the woods. This is not real life.
Kinda forgot to grab tampons. Mind if I run to my house to get one? I'd rather not turn my green skinny jeans Christmas colors
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
It wasn't a basement apartment, it's his parents basement. And he wanted to show me his pet tarantula collection. I NOPED THE FUCK OUT!
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He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
Wait, like drink with real Phil. Or Phil, the cat that sometimes lived in your closet in Myrtle Beach?
Nxt time we drink that much, we'll have to hide the crayons. Crayola-ing a mural on the living room wall wasnt the brightest idea, but it sure is classy. Right?
Best news I’ve heard all day. Cookies and dick. What more could a girl ask for?
My ex unfollowed me on SPOTIFY bruh. Freaking spotify. The butthurt is real
Ok. Yes. He has a tiny penis. But he also has a trust fund.
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