there is this woman at the counter who looks identical to linda ellerbee. and she's grinning. COME. INSIDE. NOW.
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
my dentist asked me why my tooth was chipped, i told him i couldn't remember. i think he understands.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
You know whats not fun? Making yourself throw up on a sand dune at 4 in the morning.
So as your former husband, I get to give you away at the wedding right?
Pretty sure the girl next to me in Chipotle just came out to her mom.
Just finished my quantum homework in ladies room writing with eyeliner. I am the party/physics champion.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Did i mention i'm like the equivilent of a prepubescent boy suffering from preejaculacy? I just about creamed my pants when he grabbed my hand..
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
I'm pretty sure male strippers are the last things I need in my life right now.
guy at the bar just asked how many cows we have on our land, then proceeds to ask me out. you know your from the country when....
Oh shit that's not good dude. I'd head straight for Williamsport hospital the first ingredient in that shit is lithium batteries. You don't want to know what the second one is
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
Randomize