Goal for tonight: Make one last drunken mistake for the semester.
He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
I need to stop having one night stands with guys in my building so I can have someone to borrow milk from without it being awkward
we flagged you as soon as you tried to put the lime in the microwave to prove it was really a kiwi. again.
Remembering I sold my brand new Blackberry to a stranger for a few pints = Worst night of my life. Now to work out what I did with my shoes.
My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
There was a reason God said "Let there be titties" on the Fifth Day.
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
If you could watch a water balloon run... That's what it's like watching her run.
Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
Remember that guy that walked around our house naked with a boner wearing nothing but his winter coat? Well, he has a kid now.
The boob job was worth every penny just to see the expression of pure joy on his face the first time he saw them.
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