did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
dude you apologized to her after she called you stupid. you were like "no i'm sorry, you shouldn't have to be around stupid people, it's my fault"
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
i got a mint flavored condom from wellness day...im kind of tempted to taste it
if your not going to answer your phone this is just going to be an embarrassment tomorrow
He insisted that I looked like Kiefer Sutherland, told me he didn't know what to do about it, then hugged me awkwardly.
I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
I'm sad we weren't friends when I went through my "I like drugging my friends" phase
Nothing like hearing "I found your pinky nail" before you even noticed it was missing.
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
His idea of a night out is drinking beer in the driveway. He's been on house arrest too long
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