Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
you told me to make out with him to promote the social success of the sorority
I woke up at 6 on his trampoline wearing only a parka.
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This is the last weekend of getting drunk and having sex all nite with the plumber. I'm exhausted all weekend and I'm never going to finish the remodel at this rate
dude i woke up sitting indian style with my face on the ground and my hand in a bucket of ice.
I miss the time when Mondays weren't the new Thursdays. I can't drink like my 17 year old self anymore.
My liver just had a heart attack.
Ok, I have three hours. I'm trying to work out two blow jobs and a taco.
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Im about to get a baby alligator stoned, what are you doing with your life?
You know you're gay when you have to have your coworkers explain to you why your bracket is terrible
I lost my voice. So I'm going to pretend I'm Ariel with legs today.
I'm too depressed to masturbate. This election is the worst.
last time we were there you stole a tap from the toilets. How are you confused that your bag is full of baubles you clearly can't stop collecting their furnishings
Drunk is a universal language darling
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