I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
my ass just sighed. even my farts are tired.
You drinking a lot?
Define a lot
i was high and broke so i stole a roast chicken and a 40 inch sheet cake from wegmans and ate in a bathroom stall.
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I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
And now that i don't feel so bad because you're not pregnant the $15 for the pregnancy test I bought would be appreciated
Your ass just called me, someone was yelling "awful waffle" and also, " I don't know who's hands are who's anymore"
Oh my gosh they are following me around the bar
Blow your rape whistle
I am one Jewel song away from suicide watch
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Woke up naked next to Alex and he was braiding my hair and then commented on how healthy my hair was. I don't even know anymore..
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
Reading old FB posts. Why did I ever stop drinking?
What's his name?? He crossfits 6 times a week, works in finance & is into the occasional felony class drug. His name is irrelevant in order to know if I wanna bone him again.
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
He told me he was my brother roommate in college after we fucked, but already knew that so I had pretend I didn't know that.. like how I pretended I finished. 2/10