Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
Ehh boy. FML. she was unattractively large.
I totally ignored my nose and drank sour milk this morning. The tupid carton said 4/22/09. i puked everywhere..
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
These 33 Eskimo Brothers Boinked The Same Person And Couldn’t Be More Proud
some guy just got out of his chair quietly. Laid down on the floor and is now asleep in between rows in my lecture hall. He must have had a rough night.
Let's just say there's a reason that "suede" rhymes with "laid".
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
This freshman just ran out of her seat in a 200 person lecture, opened the emergency door and vommed everywhere. Then quietly went back to her seat. $2 Pitchers hit someone hard last night.
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wanna tell me why theres a glass of water stuffed with tamptons in the freezer?
I just puked behind a tree outside work, then walked past my manager with puke in my hair. Man, I'm gonna miss this when I get a real job.
When you get up and look at yourself in the mirror, don't be alarmed. The doctor assured us last night that it looked way worse than it actually was and there won't be a scar when the stitches come out
My phone autocorrected your name to "grownup." that couldn't be more inaccurate. I'm getting a new phone.
He didn't get laid that weekend.. and that is honestly an accomplishment for the rest of us.
And remember people can't hear you kick ass in space