I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
I only broke up with her because the ex sex is amazing. She will do ANYTHING if i even hint at getting back together
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If I had to give her an idea on what it means to be ur date I would compare it to being Ralph macchio's gf in the first karate kid... That's one of the coolest things I've ever said... I love drugs.
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
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Hearing them have a conversation is like listening to water buffalo have sex. Awkward and scarring.
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I think I'm a wingman for every guy who bangs a girl I scarred in highschool.
I have the WORST cramps EVER. I think this is gods way of saying 'you're welcome, last warning. stop being a slut.'
Aka reading hardcore gay robot porn as a steady trickle of elementary schoolers walk by me every so often and im still in uniform as there councilor
Who is also still dressed up as a pirate
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
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There is a pool of ranch salad dressing in my purse...I know thats always been something you've wanted to try..so don't even act like you didn't do this.
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