I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
Nah, lets use your guy, my drug dealer is going all pineapple express on me
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
once I found out that a naked stripper wasn't gonna pop out of the cake I kind of just lost interest in the party
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
they were having sex on the toilet apparently and everytime someone knocked they flushed. it was like an auditory scoreboard of sex duration.
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
You're not stopping till I see you on the ground trying to hold on to shit
Which I'm also surprisingly fine with. If he walked into the bedroom naked, holding a fish in one hand and a lit candle in the other and said "Let's get fucking weird." I'd probably go with it. He's just that hot.
Just because he told you it was safe doesn't mean you should have licked it.
I nicknamed her "Jackhammer" for the way she gave me a handjob. My balls were in constant pain
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
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